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So, Fortnite’s doing this thing. They’re gonna have pets now, but here’s the kicker: only you and your buddies can see ’em. It’s like a secret club, no clutter for your enemies. Phew, that was a big worry—imagine trying to sneak around with a neon green parrot on your shoulder. Yeah, totally not stealthy.
Anyway, Superman’s dog, Krypto—you know, that super pup—might drop into Fortnite soon. It’s a wild world we live in where superheroes’ dogs get into our games. Heard he’s in James Gunn’s movie, coming out on July 11th. You might even score Krypto from the Item Shop or in the battle pass. He’s got this thing, like a treat-grenade. Toss it, and he lands with a boom. Seriously, I can’t decide if that’s awesome or just bizarre.
But wait, hold your horses or, uh, dogs. No confirmed release dates from Epic yet, just whispers and smoke signals from leakers. Ah, the sweet ambiguity of Fortnite updates.
Oh, and folks are buzzing about The Simpsons crossing paths with Fortnite. Springfield in a video game, right? Wild times. Imagine that smaller map, maybe like those Fortnite Reloads. I mean, if Homer doesn’t show up with a “D’oh!” I’m gonna be sorely disappointed.
So, in a nutshell—or a dog biscuit—keep an eye on those updates. Who knows what’ll happen next? Epic keeps us guessing, sometimes with more accuracy than I’d like.
And that’s all there is for now. Go play some Fortnite or something.
