Fortnite Players Upset Over Recent Healing Changes

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Okay, so Fortnite, right? I won’t lie, I hopped onto Reddit the other day and saw this uproar about this new change (maybe it’s a glitch?) where players can’t use healing items while jumping or falling. Like, who thought that was a good idea?

Anyway… oh right, we’re in Chapter 6, Season 3 now, if you’re keeping track—feels like a never-ending saga. But hey, superheroes like Robin and Superman joined us, so there’s that little sprinkle of excitement.

Blitz Royale is another one of those fast-paced modes—like, supposedly you can finish a match in five minutes flat! Yeah, if you’re some kind of Fortnite wizard maybe. It’s all about quick action, which I half love, half despise because I can’t keep up. The circle of doom closes in fast, so you better be on your toes.

Someone on Reddit (I swear I spend too much time there) mentioned how they miss being able to heal in mid-air. Epic Games supposedly made us stand still to heal back in the day—like a sitting duck—but now they want us mobile again? Pick a lane, Epic! There’s a theory floating around that this was a whoopsie meant for the OG mode and it slipped into everything else. Total facepalm if true.

Epic’s spokesperson popped in—kind of a celebrity moment if you’re nerdy like me—and swore it’s unintentional. Whew, right? Can you imagine if that was permanent? For now, we just gotta remember we’re more grounded while slapping on those healing packs.

Oh, and shoutout to Superman’s mythic item—it got a buff recently. More health and damage, but it disappears faster than ice cream on a hot day. Only one lucky person gets to snag it per match, so good luck with that.

So yeah, that’s the latest chaotic update in Fortnite land. Who knows what’s next? They’re always brewing up something, like some kind of wizard with a gaming cauldron.

Anyway—where was I? Right! Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Epic sorts this out soon. I’m so ready for the next surprise.