NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound Launches Next Week

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So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen are, like, gearing up for NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound to drop on PlayStation and Switch next week. July 31, mark your calendars. Or don’t. Up to you.

Okay, so there’s this very necessary intro screen. Something about age verification — boring, but hey, rules are rules.

Moving on — did you hear? There’s a new twist. These folks behind Blasphemous, they’re smashing retro vibes with, like, modern gameplay twists. It’s Ninja Gaiden but with more… pizzazz. Is that a thing? Anyway, it’s intense.

Ryu Hayabusa, remember him? Our story kicks off with him in the U.S. for some dad thing. Meanwhile, back home, chaos! Monsters are crashing the party at Hayabusa Village. Typical when Ryu steps out, right?

Enter Kenji Mozu. Picture this: young ninja, lots to prove. He’s trying to keep it together, but things get wild. Cue the alliance with the Black Spider Clan — talk about frenemies. Desperate times, am I right?

Old school meets new school with this one, folks. It’s got that classic pick-up-and-slay vibe, but with a Kenji-Kumori twist. Yeah, two protagonists — double the trouble.

They’ve got this thing called Ninja Fusion. Sounds intense, like they’re cooking up some serious ninja magic. You’ll probably spend way too long trying to master it. Good luck with that.

Now, the visuals. Oh boy, they went to pixel art heaven with this, I assume. Every nook and cranny packed with detail — a real eye-feast. Battles that scream nostalgia but shove you into the future. Make sense? Probably not.

Anyway, are you ready to be a ninja? Or at least pretend to be one for a bit. That’s the real question.