Microsoft Increases Prices Globally for Xbox Consoles, Controllers, Headsets, and Games Due to Market Conditions and Development Costs

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Wow, okay. So, Microsoft just went and shook things up—big time. We’re talking about those Xbox prices. Game lovers, brace yourselves. It’s like your wallet’s been throwing signals before this bomb, but you kinda ignored it. Anyway, let’s dive into this mess.

So, Thursday, they—the bigwigs at Microsoft—decide to drop some news. Price hikes all over the board! Xbox Series S and X: more expensive. Controllers? Yeah, those too. Even the headsets joined the pricey bandwagon. Oh, and games. Yup, the games aren’t escaping this. It’s all under the guise of “market conditions” and, oh yeah, “rising development costs.” Right.

Now, Xbox Series X? It’s gonna cost you $599.99. Let that sink in. Controllers are bumped to $64.99, and when holiday cheer hits, new games tag along with a $79.99 sticker. A part of me is screaming, “Why didn’t they just spare the Game Pass?” Well, that, at least, stays put. For now.

Microsoft threw some words into the universe about it, claiming—quite officially—something about adjusting prices worldwide. They’ve got their reasons, I guess, but come on. It’s a lot to swallow overnight.

Hold up. Let’s talk specifics because why not? The Xbox Series X, 1TB? Add a hundred bucks more now. Oh, but wait—the Xbox Series X, 2TB SSD, dressed in all fancy Galaxy Black glory, now jumps to a whopping $729.99. My jaw dropped, honestly. And don’t even get me started on the digital version with no Blu-ray craftiness. Yeah, it’s $549.99 now. The Series S models? One’s up by $80, the other a bit more. Go figure.

Oh, and the base wireless controller decided $64.99 is the vibe, while headsets are chillin’ at $119.99. Happy holidays, right?

Now, Microsoft tosses global economic mumbo jumbo our way, mentioning everything from U.S. import tariffs to something-something trade policies. It’s like when a friend makes excuses for not attending your party. You hear them, but you’re like—really?

Yet, through it all, the Game Pass subscription cost sits untouched, like it’s on pause or something. It gives me this odd sense of relief. They tweaked these prices back in mid-2024, but hey, who’s counting?

Does anybody else remember when they did a tiny price hop in June 2023? It’s all coming back. But this—this is different. Anyway, keep tabs on these things, you know? Or just follow folks like Tom’s Hardware for the play-by-play.

It’s wild times for Xbox fans. Or just gamers in general. Let’s see where this ride takes us.

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Hope you find it human enough!