Alright, hang on a sec. So, here’s the lowdown on this week’s Nintendo eShop chaos — well, not chaos, but y’know, the usual mix of stuff to fiddle with on the Switch and the new-and-shiny Switch 2. Oh man, there are deals too, but those almost make my brain melt just thinking about scrolling through them all.
What’s Popping on Switch This Week?
Let’s see… where should I start? Oh right, the games. Here we go, buckle up:
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7Days Origins – Alright, haven’t dove into this yet, but it’s there!
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Amber Alert Director’s Cut – Just in time for Friday the 13th, how fitting.
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Anime Girls: Naughty Neko – Well, this sounds… interesting? Maybe a bit cheeky, I’d say.
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Bubble Trouble – Now, my nostalgia radar is beeping.
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Bubble Wizard III Saga – More bubbles? Yup, double the bubble fun, I suppose.
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Cat Cosmic Puzzle – Cats plus puzzles. Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
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Clash of Weirdos – Card Carnage – Honestly, not sure what this means, but it piques curiosity.
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Cozy Fields – Also out on the infamous Friday 13. Cozy but spooky?
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Dragon Ball Gekishin Squadra – Big names, hard-hitting action. Yep, sounds like a Dragon Ball thing.
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EGGCONSOLE Revival Xanadu Easy Ver PC-9801 – That’s a mouthful. Why do names keep getting longer?
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Fishing Planet – For the angler inside you that just doesn’t quit.
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Higgs Boson: Puzzle Collection – Science geek alert! Who knew physics puzzles would end up here?
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Kingdom Rush Vengeance – Oh hey, strategy buffs, this one’s for you!
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Korean Drone Flying Tour Namhan River – Wasn’t expecting this. A chilled flying tour sim, maybe?
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LABYBAN – No clue what this is, but it caught my eye because it sounds like a spy gadget.
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Legendary Hoplite – History lesson disguised as fun? Possibly.
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Luminaria: Dark Echoes – Would likely play this in a pitch-black room just for the ambiance.
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Make It! Sushi – Now I’m hungry. And distracted. Great.
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Out of Sight – Title seems vague, but intriguing—guess it’s hiding something?
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Parkour on Rooftops – Coming Saturday 14th. Wouldn’t try this in real life. Nope.
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Prison Alone – Sounds kinda solitary. For those deep-thinking days.
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Re:Fresh – Venturing into wellness now, are we?
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Spy Guy Indonesia Deluxe – No need for James Bond, I suppose?
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SQUARES – Seriously, it’s just called SQUARES? Probably deceptively simple, huh?
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Tetra’s Escape 2 – Set for Friday 13, escape rooms on a console. Let’s see if it thrills.
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The Gex Trilogy – Sunday 15th brings back the 90s. Back in action, retro fans?
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TUNGROOMS: Escape Sahur – Okay, "escape" is a theme now. Claustrophobics beware.
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Virtual Girl @ World’s End – Sounds futuristic and a little ominous.
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Y. Village – The Visitors – New neighbors? Hope they came with pie.
- Zoo Merge – How do you even merge a zoo? Guess I’ll have to find out on Friday 13th.
Phew! If I missed one, well – my bad – but you can get my drift. A wild mix, right? Ah, what a time to be alive! Keep your Joy-Cons charged, folks.
