So, there I was, browsing the PlayStation Store — honestly, probably procrastinating on doing something more productive — when I stumbled upon this killer sale. And let me tell you, it’s like the universe decided today’s the day to bless us all. Mafia: Definitive Edition is up for grabs at an insane discount. I’m talking 85% off! That’s like finding a hidden treasure chest under your couch cushions, but with way less lint. Who sets prices like that? Not complaining though.
A side note: Mafia. I first played it forever ago, and it still hits good. We’re back in 1930s Lost Heaven (sounds dreamy, right?), and it’s all about Tommy Angelo, this cabbie who’s suddenly bumping elbows with the Mafia. No idea why I remember this, but I can still hear the rumble of those old-timey cars echoing like distant thunder. So, if you want in on this wild ride through organized crime — seriously, who writes these scripts? — you’ve got until May 13th. Early mornings aren’t my thing, so heads up, the deal ends just before 3 AM ET. Set an alarm, or maybe two.
And hey, here’s something else I almost forgot — wait, actually, no — gotta tell you about their Mafia Trilogy deal too. A mere $6 more for two extra games. Math’s not my strong suit, but I know a good deal when I see one.
Rewinding back to 2020: that’s when this remake launched. Reviews? Pretty solid, 78 on Metacritic. I’ve read worse. Original game was from 2002 by some studio called Illusion Softworks — such a retro name that always makes me chuckle.
Now’s the moment, folks. Dive back in or start fresh in this iconic series. And if you’re already a fan, mark your calendar for August 7. Mafia: The Old Country is dropping for PS5, and surprisingly, it won’t empty your pocket. Just $49.99, which seems almost generous these days. Anyway, are you in or what?