Alright, so get this. It’s like the last encore for the Nintendo Switch lineup before the Switch 2 crashes the party next week. I mean, it’s like waiting for the sequel to your favorite movie! Okay, deep breath. This week’s parade of eShop goodies leans into that retro vibe, filled with pre-orders, a dash of sweepstakes, and, oh, sales galore. Buckle up, folks.
Game Boy just unlocked a new level on the Nintendo Switch Online with a quirky mix—Survival Kids, a Kirby spin-off, plus the sci-fi blasting joyride, Gradius. I don’t know why, but Gradius always reminds me of those epic arcade days, with sticky floors and the constant clatter of tokens. Anyway—wait, what was I saying? Ah! These games, right, are like little time capsules, just waiting for you to dive into. Oh, and we spilled some major thoughts on these classics on last week’s Pure Nintendo Podcast, for those who care.
So, here’s the kicker: Switch 2 is making its grand entrance on June 5. Can you feel the buzz? It’s electric! But hey, if waiting isn’t your thing, a handful of titles are ready for pre-order. Rune Factory, Sonic X Shadows, Fast Fusion—you name it. I’m kinda curious which of these will make it to your new console. Or will they all? Hmm.
Dive into the sales bonanza! Dragon Quest fans, rejoice! You’re getting some sweet discounts, up to 50% off. Right? That remake of Dragon Quest III is basically calling my name. Or maybe it’s a siren song. I dunno.
Oh, and if luck is your thing, Nintendo has whipped up another sweepstake. This time, it’s a Mario Kart LEGO set up for grabs. I mean, come on, who doesn’t want that? I’d enter just to build it, honestly. Fingers crossed, people!
Still with me? Because there’s a whole roster of fresh Switch titles on the eShop. Got choices? Let me know what’s catching your eye as you prep for Switch 2.
Game Boy – Nintendo Switch Online, let’s break it down:
SURVIVAL KIDS – Ever thought about being stranded on an island? In ‘99, you could live that dream on the Game Boy Color. Your shipwreck, your island—survival’s on your shoulders. It’s a wild nostalgic ride, scavenging for food and crafting tools. Spin that “survival of the fittest” narrative any way you want! Available now, folks.
GRADIUS THE INTERSTELLAR ASSAULT – Who knew space drama could be so exhilarating? Straight outta ‘92, with its intense side-scrolling action, Gradius is like a nerve-wracking cosmic ballet between you and alien armies. And yeah, missile or laser? Decisions, decisions. Available now.
The Sword of Hope – A role-playing gem from ‘91. Meet Prince Theo, birthmarked with destiny (literally). His quest? Rescue the land from its evil-possessed king. Wield magic, weapons, and comb through chests like your fantasy RPG demands. Available now.
Kirby’s Star Stacker – Cute, chaotic, utterly Kirby. Stack those stars while Kirby’s pals fuel you forward, all while keeping King Dedede at bay. Puzzle perfection, I’d say. Available now.
Alright, let’s talk pre-orders:
Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – Imagine gaming where you’re merging nature embrace with Earth Dancer vibes. Yeah, that’s this adventure for you. Farm, fight, romance—an earthy cocktail of fun. Pre-order now; release on June 5.
SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS – Journey as Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form (fancy, right?), and experience Sonic in a dual-generational adventure. Travel through time, save the world, with all-new visuals. A fan-favorite, now with a fresh twist. Pre-order now.
Fast Fusion – Race like never before. Whether it’s through forests or stormy planets, the fusion of vehicles adds that extra flair. Master the hyper jump—I bet it looks cooler than it sounds! Pre-order now to be ready for the June 5 race day.
And finally, there’s a sweepstake! My Nintendo’s offering a LEGO Mario Kart set. A LEGO set! I mean, if building fun and racing shenanigans are your game, then this is a no-brainer. Enter before Sept. 3!
So, yeah, that’s kind of where we’re at. Go game, go explore, or just sit there and ponder it all. What does your gaming heart desire?