Alright, so what did we totally gloss over last week? Oh right, Super Xevious in the Archives — no clue how that slipped past us. Hmm. Not like there’s a lot riding on the Archives, right? Anyway, moving on.
You know, there’s this intense debate raging, like, is the biggest event for gamers just around the corner with the original Tokimeki Memorial getting a glow-up in Japan? Or is it something else entirely? Something with more pizzazz? Maybe it’s the Switch 1 Direct? Apparently, High on Life is the headliner this week. Fun fact: that game’s got the same dude who was the scene-stealer behind Rick and Morty… before, well, *that* drama unfolded. People really can’t always keep it together, huh?
Oh, and here’s a nugget: Spiritfall lands on Friday. But hey, did anyone else catch the price hike for the EggConsole? It’s moving into the PC-98 realm with Rune Worth. So, if you’re not fluent in Japanese, don’t be too surprised if it feels like solving a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. But hey, in Europe, it’s pre-launch sale city for Switch 2 titles on the eShop. Imagine landing Hitman: World of Assassination before the others catch on. Trivia-wise, it sounds cool.
North America
High on Life drops at $39.99/$51.99 — that’s Tuesday, folks.
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 ($29.99/$41.99) sounds like a whole lot of rusty fun.
Captain Blood’s riding in at $24.99/$34.99 on Tuesday. Pirates, ahoy?
Mirage: Ignis Fatuus, $19.99/$25.99. Here’s looking at you, spooky lights.
Chaos Galaxy 2 goes $19.99/$24.99. Did I ever mention galaxies scare me? Just vast nothingness.
Spiritfall’s $19.99/$25.99 on Friday. Mark the calendar.
Dunk Dunk ($14.99/$19.99). Man, I hope that’s basketball.
Strings Theory for $14.99/$19.49. Sounds too smart for me.
Momibosu at $15.00-/$18.99. Whatever that is, someone’s buying it.
The Abandoned Planet just hanging at $14.99/$14.99.
Bearnard, price tag: $14.99/$21.37 come Friday. No clue who Bernard is.
Date With A Psycho Killer Girl: A Love Story From A Horror Show Series is at $14.90-/$19.90-. Sounds… romantic?
Also, in case you wanted more terrifying love stories: Date With A Serial Killer goes for the same price.
Truck Simulator 25 – American Driver shifts gear at $12.99/$18.99 on Tuesday. Buckle up.
Wings of Endless is $12.99/$14.99. So many wings, so little time.
Stratogun takes off at $10.99/$13.99 on Tuesday.
Pet The Pup At The Party, $9.99/$14.99, Monday. Because who doesn’t want to?
Game Builder Tycoon, $9.99/$14.05. That’s a Wednesday drop.
Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming for $9.99/$14.25. Yep, that’s a game.
Undivine at $9.99/$13.50-. Kind of sounds like my life some days.
Laundry Simulator 2025, $7.99/$11.00 this Friday. Guess what I’ll be doing on the celebratory weekend.
World Cup Soccer 2026, $7.99/$8.99, Friday. Chaotic soccer fever incoming.
EggConsole Rune Worth on PC-9801, clocking in at $7.16/$9.54. Go figure.
Final Zone, $5.99/$8.99, Friday. Sounds… final.
Capybara Zen, $5.99/$6.24. Need this serenity badly.
Farmyard Survivors is $4.99/$6.99, come Monday. Yes, farmyard stories can be this intense.
Submarine Survivor, $4.99/$6.49, taking a plunge on Wednesday.
Kill The Emoji 2 for just $4.99/$7.49. Emojis have it rough.
Ellphaser at $4.99/$6.83. I don’t even know what to say about this.
Trash is Fun, $4.99/$6.49 — ironically fun? Maybe?
Beautiful Anime Puzzles – Rainy Days, $3.99/$5.99. Because what else do you do on a rainy day?
Gym Lifting Hero, $3.99/$4.99, bodybuilding on Saturday. Someone has to lift, I guess.
Kitten Lost Her Box, sitting at $2.99/$2.99. Poor kitten.
Korean Drone Flying Tour Garorim Bay, a steal at $2.40-/$3.50-. Droning on a budget.
Ninja Fight is $1.99/$2.79. Saturday. Pop some popcorn.
Hey, and sales! Celebrate May 4th, because Star Trek: Legends is 67% off until May 18. Also, according to PSPrices and DekuDeals, some other discounts are being slashed around.
Europe
Europe gets High on Life on Tuesday too, for €36.49/£30.49. Global excitement, I guess.
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 sets sail at €29.99/£29.99.
Captain Blood drops anchor €24.99/£22.49. Tuesday vibes.
Chaos Galaxy 2 lands for €19.99/£17.99 on Wednesday. Chaotic galaxies are here!
Mirage: Ignis Fatuus shines or scares at €19.99/£17.99.
Spiritfall swoops in for €18.99/£16.99 on Friday.
Strings Theory’s all knotted up for €14.99/£13.49 by Wednesday.
The Abandoned Planet’s orbiting in at €14.99/£13.49.
Bearnard makes his European debut for €14.99/£12.49 on Friday.
Date With A Psycho Killer Girl… yeah, that’s for €14.90-/£13.90-.
Date With A Serial Killer? Same price. So much drama.
Skating Rink Story glides at €13.00-/£11.69. Wednesday fun, maybe.
Truck Simulator 25 – American Driver, €12.99/£12.99. Hit those roads Tuesday.
Momibosu, €12.99/£11.69. Feeling a little lost here.
Wings of Endless flutters in at €12.99/£10.00-.
Stratogun flies in at €10.99/£8.99 on Tuesday.
Game Builder Tycoon starts at €9.99/£8.99, Wednesday.
Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming adds toppings for €9.99/£8.99.
Undivine lurks at €9.99/£8.99.
Pet The Pup At The Party, €8.99/£7.99, come Monday.
Dunk Dunk for €8.99/£7.99. What else to say?
Laundry Simulator 2025, €7.99/£7.19 on Friday. Exciting times!
World Cup Soccer 2026 kicks off for €7.99/£6.99, Friday. Go sports!
EggConsole Rune Worth, €6.15/£5.49. Strange egg-citing.
Fantasy RPG: Raid Legends, €5.99/£5.39 coming Monday.
Capybara Zen rests at €5.99/£5.39.
Final Zone, €5.99/£5.99 entering the fray Friday.
Farmyard Survivors survives for €4.99/£4.49, yep, Monday.
Submarine Survivor at €4.99/£4.49, Wednesday deep dive.
Kill The Emoji 2, €4.99/£4.49. Emojis!?
Ellphaser at €4.99/£4.49. Just like that.
Trash is Fun at €4.99/£4.49. Because it is? Don’t know.
Cocktail Rush at €3.99/£3.49, Wednesday cocktail hour.
Beautiful Anime Puzzles – Rainy Days? €3.99/£3.59. Solve in peace.
Gym Lifting Hero, strong and steady at €3.99/£3.99. Saturday gym time!
Magic Valley Hike, nature at €3.99/£3.99. Hiking boots anyone?
Garden of Merging Numbers for €2.99/£2.69. Garden party numbers.
Korean Drone Flying Tour Garorim Bay: €2.40-/£2.19. Tour de budget.
Ninja Fight, €1.99/£1.99. Dropkick Saturday. Watch out!
Japan
Tokimeki Memorial Forever With You Emotional, priced at ¥6600. What emotions await?
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 plowing through at ¥4350.
Captain Blood, Wednesday’s price: ¥3499. Let the captaincy begin!
Mirage: Ignis Fatuus at ¥2500. Can’t shake the feeling of mystery here.
Chaos Galaxy 2 envelops for ¥2300. Lost in the cosmos.
The Abandoned Planet drifts at ¥2246.
Bearnard’s a catch at ¥2199 this Friday. Still no idea.
Date With A Psycho Killer Girl or Date With A Serial Killer? Both sitting pretty at ¥2190. All about romance…
Spiritfall lands on Friday with a price tag of ¥2000.
Truck Simulator 25 – American Driver cruising in at ¥1999.
Momibosu feels right for ¥1780.
Undivine awaits for ¥1780. Divinely unholy?
Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming, ¥1500. Yummy farms.
Strings Theory wound tight at ¥1499.
StreamLove Voyage love sails for ¥1280.
Dunk Dunk at ¥1200. Another sporty affair?
EggConsole Rune Worth, a mere ¥980 to explore. Egg, meet Console.
Kill The Emoji 2 hopping at ¥805. This again?
Paper.io 2 sticking papers together for ¥750 on Friday.
Submarine Survivor, deep submersion at ¥600.
Cocktail Rush rushes in at ¥599.
Trash is Fun goes for ¥580. Trash-tastic!
Moe Waifu H Push Blocks, a quirky ¥500.
Ellphaser at ¥499 has some tricks.
Kitten Lost Her Box, cute and sad for ¥399.
Korean Drone Flying Tour Garorim Bay, drifting cheapest at ¥240. Good value, maybe?
