Trump’s AI Agreement with Middle East Boosts NVIDIA, Challenging China’s Lead; Up to a Million Accelerators to Be Shipped

Alright, here’s a go at it:

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Okay, so – here’s the deal. Middle East, NVIDIA, some big tech boss moves – you get the vibe, right? It’s a whole scene now because, apparently, they’re all in on AI. But, like, are we even surprised? The guy made it all super official when Trump himself gave the thumbs up to some massive contracts. Like, what?

### Oil Money for AI Chips? Sure, why not!

Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE – they’re kind of throwing around their oil dollars, and guess who’s catching? Yup, NVIDIA. So, this is apparently a biggie because, hello, China’s usually the main squeeze for NVIDIA when it comes to AI cash flow. Now, with political drama and all that jazz, enter the Middle East. Billions are being tossed into AI ventures, and, yeah, it’s definitely stirring the tech pot.

Trump – yes, again – brought the CEO of NVIDIA, Jensen Huang, to the Saudi desert so they could do some epic unveiling magic. They pulled back the curtain on HUMAIN – which is, I guess, the VIP of AI there. Big reveal: they’re snagging a ton of NVIDIA and AMD tech to build some giant data centers. It’s like, 18,000 of those shiny AI clusters from NVIDIA. Plus, they’re also throwing $10 billion at AMD. That’s more zeroes than I care to count.

Oh, and there’s an image of something techie here, but I’m not even gonna pretend I know what’s happening in that pic.

Anyway, Saudi’s not the only fanboy in the house. UAE’s also getting in on it. G42 wants like a gazillion chips from NVIDIA over the next decade. You know, just in case you thought one million chips was a normal order. LOL, sure.

But – plot twist – Bloomberg’s whispering that maybe cozying up with these AI deals is a bit hasty. Like, it’s cool and all, but what if it’s messing with national security? Sort of like, selling all those chips could backfire? Someone in the room must think China might sneak into the scene and, uh, borrow some chips, despite all the supposed red tape.

We’re in an AI soap opera, people. Stay tuned.

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