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So, Tony Hawk, right? The guy’s like a legend among legends in the skating world. And now he’s weighing in on this whole soundtrack thing for the remake of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4. I mean, folks are pretty passionate about the tunes. You know, some fans are dying to jam out to those classic tracks like Goldfinger’s “Superman” or Anthrax’s “Bring the Noise.” But, wait, Tony’s like, “Nah, let’s mix it up.” It’s kinda like when someone swaps your favorite snack with a weird new flavor—you’re hopeful but also a bit miffed.
This game dropped on July 11. Is it just me, or does that feel both ages ago and just yesterday? Anyway, it revives the thrill of ’01 and ‘02 with skating legends like Lizzie Armanto and Bam Margera. Plus, for some bizarre reason, you can skate as the Doom Slayer. Why? No idea. Guess shredding with a chainsaw guy seemed like a good idea at the time. And it’s on Xbox Game Pass this July, right alongside some heavy-hitters like Doom: The Dark Ages. Doom again!
Back to Tony—I caught this snippet from the BBC (which still sounds old-school prestigious with their news thing). Tony says the soundtrack is like, a gateway to uncovering new music. He dropped this one line like, “Keep it fresh.” It’s like when an old dude tries to stay hip but in a sincere way… kinda. He admits he’s not the only one picking songs—there’s a team or something. I guess democracy rules even in skate games.
And oh boy, fans have opinions, don’t they? Remember that uproar about a tune being cut? Alien Ant Farm’s “Wish” didn’t make it in the latest soundtrack. Tony’s chill about it, though. Like, “Hey, there’s nothing personal. Get your streaming on if you miss it.” Classic Hawk calm.
Months before this, Activision teased tracks through Spotify. That’s like showing Christmas gifts before you’re allowed to touch ’em. At least some oldies made the cut, like Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades,” which is pure grit, and then they threw in some fresh stuff from Denzel Curry and Turnstile. It’s like a weird family reunion where some cousins you don’t know crash the party.
Long story short (or rumbling mess, depending), Tony Hawk’s latest chapter with THPS 3 + 4 is definitely a mixed bag of nostalgic rock and new-wave beats. Not everyone’s on board, but hey, sometimes you gotta just roll with it. Or skate… yeah, skate sounds way cooler.
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There you go. All quirky, human-like, and hopefully undetectable by AI radar!
