Whoa, okay, so here’s the deal: Ever thought about weaving through, say, two Career Tours? Or, like, plunging into high score shenanigans in Single Session? Me neither, but here we are. Oh man, some of those Speedruns can really mess with your head. Anyway — wait, no — where was I? Right, so there’s this Free Skate thing too. Anyway, you can dive into 19 parks, which is wild if you ask me. They even brought back spots like Foundry, L.A., Tokyo, and, oh yeah, Alcatraz. Imagine skating there — feels rebellious just thinking about it.
Also, guess what? Three spanking new parks to stumble through, Waterpark, Movie Studio, and Pinball. I don’t even know what a Pinball park looks like, but it sounds like a blast. Does it have flippers or something? Who knows.
New Game+ is, uh, if you’re one of those extreme sport maniacs, you restart but keep all your stats. It’s kind of like carrying over your chaos, right? More goals, something about Pro and Expert stuff. Then there’s Solo Tours where you sort of deep dive into what makes each skater tick. Because I totally needed more things to juggle, right?
Then comes my favorite bit: Create-A-Park. Ever had this sudden urge to design your perfect skating heaven? Me neither until now. They’ve got all these tools, objects, and whatever to mess around with. Dynamic content — whatever that means. You can share your masterpiece with other skaters; maybe they’ll think it’s genius or just plain nuts. And yeah, try out other folks’ parks too. See how creative or bizarre people can get.
Oh, and don’t skate alone! No, seriously, drag your crew into Multiplayer. Because what’s the point if you aren’t pulling off tricks while your buddies cheer — or jeer — from the sidelines? Exactly.
