Alright, so here’s the thing about these PlayStation updates. Every week—yeah, like clockwork—Sony drops some new goodies for us lucky owners of PS4, PS5, PSVR, and if you’re into it, PlayStation Plus. I mean, who doesn’t love new games or add-ons? Okay, maybe someone? Anyway, let’s dive in.
North American Update (where all the action’s at!)
May’s Essential Picks for PlayStation Plus
Alright, so this month we’ve got:
- ARK: Survival Extended (Seriously, how is anyone still surviving?)
- Balatro (Gotta admit, never heard of this one. But hey, surprises!)
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (Could be explosive fun. Pun intended? Perhaps.)
What’s Really Going On With PSVR Games?
PS4 & PS5 Game Madness!
Okay, deep breath, ’cause there’s a lot. And why is there so much? No clue. Let’s just roll with it:
- ABSURDIKA: Rebuild (What even is this name?)
- Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition (Classic stuff, upgrade your nostalgia.)
- AirJet Fighter Sky Dominators: Aerial Assault (That’s a mouthful.)
- Angry Neighbors: Petty Revenge (I feel like this could hit close to home.)
- Arcade Archives SUPER XEVIOUS (Retro vibes, anyone?)
- Becoming a She ～俺が私に変わった日…～ (Okay, translation needed, stat.)
- A Blackout Protocol Report (Sounds mysterious. I dig it.)
- Blazing Trail
- BodyCam Zombie Waves (Why do I feel like I’m gonna be scared and confused?)
- Bunker 22
- Captain Blood (Arr matey?)
- CATO: Buttered Cat (What…?)
- D LASER
- despelote
- Dōkyūsei: Bangin’ Summer – Home Edition (Summer never ends, right?)
- Dream Park Story
- DROS
- Epic Empire: Tower Defense (Defend your towers, people!)
- THE EXIT: LIMINAL ANOMALY HORROR (Long name, but sounds intriguing.)
- FATAL FURY: City of the Wolves
- Fireball 2
- Fit and Fry (What are we frying, exactly?)
- Freddy Farmer (Just makes me think of some farmer guy named Freddy.)
- Gang Blast
- Ghost Kiosk (Spooky selling happening?)
- Guest Rush
- Gun Shop Simulator (Cause the real-world ones aren’t enough, I guess.)
- Hentai Supermarket Simulator (This got weird real quick.)
- I Am Your President (Yes, you are. Sort of.)
- KIBORG
- King Arthur: Legion IX
- Laundry Simulator: Clean Empire (When washing clothes becomes an empire.)
- Lofi Chill Sessions: Relax Island (Yep, need this.)
- MotoGP™25 (Vroom vroom?)
- Mystic Pathways
- Nico Saves The State
- NUMBER LINE
- Peglin
- Pool Hop
- Prison Life Sim 2025 – Survival
- R.E.P.A. Operation
- Reflex Master: Sight
- Revenge of the Savage Planet
- Spellcaster University (Enroll me now!)
- Tank Battle Retro
- Trainlax: Railway Puzzle Simulator (No falling asleep on the train here.)
- Truck Simulator 25: Euro Driver (Long hauls, European style.)
- Two Falls – Nishu Takuatshina
- Two Strikes
- WEED DRUG EMPIRE (Umm, sure…)
If you’re still around or at least awake after that list, hats off to you. It’s a wild ride, right? And next, we’ve got Europe. But, oh wait, that’s on the next page! Catch up next Tuesday, or whenever you remember Tuesdays are a thing.
