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So, I’m not gonna lie, the last Zombies map for Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 has finally dropped. It’s called Reckoning or something. Yeah, with Season 5 coming out, this map landed like a giant, confusing spaghetti mess. It’s a vertical chaos-fest and, get this—has what might be the hardest boss fights we’ve ever seen. Actually, scratch that, there are two of them. Surprise!
Now, Reckoning—now that I think about it—reminds me of those maps from Black Ops 2 with Easter eggs that flip sides on you. You basically pick between going after S.A.M. or Richtofen. Like, each has its own style of pain, unique attacks, buddies or whatever. The whole deal with beating these bosses really boils down to what gear you bring to the showdown. Feels like being told to pack for a holiday and not knowing if you’re headed to the beach or a blizzard.
Oh, right, two bosses mean two different loadouts, obviously.
First off, let’s tackle S.A.M. This guy’s big, mobile, and just bombards you with zombies. Picture blasts that need you to keep running like a hamster. You’re gonna want something like an automatic shotgun. Think ASG or Maelstrom, but with that boost-your-speed swag. The mods on this baby are life-savers—Deadwire and the Big Game trick. They make those creepy parasites, Doppelwhatevers and Amalgam-y things, feel like a bad memory.
Did I mention the singing tires on ice?
For your gear-ish setup—or whatever you’d call it—the ASG with its suppressors and crazy grips, though a weird mishmash, just somehow makes you feel invincible. Maybe it’s good karma?
Now, for Richtofen—I swear this boss might as well be a ninja. He’s agile, sneaky, with weak points that move more than my last blind date. Seriously. Between dodging Kommando Klaus mobs and keeping a sniper’s precision, you’re gonna love the ABR A1 assault rifle. You’ll be aiming for those shoulder spots like hunting Easter eggs. The Cryofreeze mod? Perfect here, especially with Big Game—slows those Uber Klaus mobs down like they’re stuck in syrup.
Scatterbrain moment: did I forget to mention semtex grenades? Hold up—they’re crucial. These exploding charmers and stim shots should be on stand-by, ready to bail you out during those face-off chaos dances. Oh, and for once, maybe skip the Chopper Gunner unless you wanna see it shot down in flames. Instead, the Death Machine is pretty darn cool, turning baddie waves into melted chocolate, if that’s a thing.
Honestly, with Reckoning, the battle isn’t totally about being the next gaming superstar. It’s more like a playful nudge to prep like a squirrel storing nuts. Different bosses, different fights. Know what I mean? Beat ’em with some brainpower, and you might just walk away like it’s no big deal. Or maybe you’ll get sidetracked. Who knows?
