Alright, so here’s the deal—
This week’s Nintendo eShop update for Europe is here, and, let me tell you, it’s like a treasure hunt through digital racks stuffed with new games for Nintendo Switch 2 and the ol’ faithful Nintendo Switch. Oh, and don’t get me started on those special offers, there’s like a million… or maybe just twenty. Anyway, let’s dive into this chaotic mess.
Nintendo Switch 2 Games This Week
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Apex Legends
Yeah, that powerhouse. Always thought the sound of gunfire in a silent room was oddly comforting… or maybe it’s just a me thing.
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Drag x Drive: Global Jam
Honestly, no clue what "Global Jam" even means. Racing? Music? Maybe both? Who knows.
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EA Sports Madden NFL 26 Deluxe Edition
There’s something special about virtual sweat and turf — or is it just me?
Nintendo Switch Games Out This Week
I’ll just throw a bunch of names at you now, try to keep up… or not. No pressure.
- Alien Breakout
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Anime Girls: Summer Vacay
Kinda feels like a missed reality show opportunity.
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Ants Empire Colony
Ants. Organized chaos in a nutshell. Scratch that, anthill.
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Case Records: Fear of Abduction (available Friday 8 August)
Okay, so kidnap mystery, anyone? Classic edge-of-your-seat stuff.
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Color Valley: The Lost Balloon Adventure
Seriously, balloons never had it easy. Wind, bad kids, sharp objects…
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Cozy Cooking: Tiny Tastes
Sounds like comfort food for the soul, doesn’t it?
And oh boy, a zillion more follow — Crayon Classic to Zooparasite (available Friday 8 August). You get the picture. It’s like every genre shop you stumbled upon as a kid, or maybe just an excuse to avoid mowing the lawn. Anyway—enjoy the quirky chaos of it all. I’m out.
