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You ever have one of those days where nostalgia just hits you like a brick? I’m talking about those old arcade games — the ones that swallowed our quarters like candy. Gradius, yeah, that’s the one. So, Konami decided to celebrate its 40th birthday. Imagine that, 40 years! Anyway, they teamed up with M2 (they’re basically wizards when it comes to these things) to bring back the first three Gradius games. And guess what? They tossed in some extras. Just because, I guess.
Okay, so Gradius might not be as famous as Castlevania or Metal Gear, but it’s a hidden gem, you know? It’s tricky since shmups are kinda their own little world. But here’s the cool part about Gradius Origins: it throws in all these helping hands so even noobs can dive right in. I mean, it’s been four decades, and yet it’s still like the blueprint for all those flashy shooters we see now.
Speaking of shooters, let’s talk sequels. Man, they are tough! But that’s what’s rad about this Origins thing — it’s got a bunch of modern tweaks. You can make the games easier or, heck, even go invincible. Not sure why you’d wanna do that, though. Takes the fun out, right?
So, picture this — you pop in Gradius Origins, and bam! You’re at the menu. It’s like a digital playground with all these games and settings just waiting to be messed with. Each game has these modes: go old school, dial it down a notch, or turn on god mode (invincible). But, and here’s something funny, going invincible cuts off your perks. No scores for you, friend.
Training mode? Oh, it’s there. And yes, sure, invincible mode’s basically the same thing if you think about it. Call it lazy training. Anyway, Gradius? It’s all about memory, not so much dodging crazy patterns. So if you want a crash course in classic shoot ’em-ups, this is it.
What’s actually bundled in here? Ah, of course, there’s a whole list. I won’t bore you with it, but let’s just say there’s plenty to keep you busy. Yet, no Gradius 4 or 5. Maybe they bit off more than they could chew or something. Who knows?
This compilation is packed, like really packed. Rewinds, save states, easier modes — it’s like playing with cheat codes, honestly. Okay, confession time: Salamander 3 is a huge deal. Brand new and feels like it walked right out of the ‘80s. I kinda loved that.
I’d totally recommend this just for Salamander 3. The rest is just icing on the cake. It’s like Konami handed M2 the keys and said, “Go wild.” And they did. If shmups are your thing, or even if they aren’t yet, this is one to check out. So it’s missing a couple of titles? Meh, doesn’t even matter. You’ll barely notice.
There it is. Go play Gradius Origins and tell me you don’t feel like a kid again. I dare you.
