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So, here’s the deal. Every single week, Sony’s out there dropping all sorts of stuff for folks owning PS4, PS5, PlayStation VR, and PlayStation Plus — games, add-ons, and the like. It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, right? I mean, sometimes I wonder, do they ever sleep? Anyway, if you’re trying to keep tabs on all this, PlayStation LifeStyle is your friend. They’re just on it, listing out those PlayStation Store updates like it’s nobody’s business. Tuesdays are the big days — something new to peek at each week.
Okay, let’s jump into this. North American Update or, you know, “what’s coming your way if you live on this side of the pond”:
May’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup
I don’t know about you, but these are the ones I’d jot down on a sticky note and slap on the fridge door. Feels like May’s cooking up something special:
- ARK: Survival Extended: Can’t decide if dinosaurs or extreme environments are the bigger challenge here.
- Balatro: Maybe it’s got choreography? Or maybe I’m mixing it up with ballet? Point is, fun time ahead.
- Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun: Sounds heavy. Like really heavy.
Right, now let’s talk about what else you can snag for your PS4 and PS5. It’s kind of a mishmash of everything — no method to the madness, really:
- Aidan In Danger: Probably needs rescuing. Or maybe Aidan’s the troublemaker. Who knows.
- Amazing Weekend 2: Search and Relax Collector’s Edition: A bit contradictory, right? Searching isn’t exactly relaxing.
- Arcade Archives RYUKYU: Classic vibes, anyone?
- ASTBALL: Sounds bouncy.
- Boomerang King: Always returns to you. Or does it?
- Cat Life Simulator: The purrfect game for someone who wants to sleep 18 hours a day.
- Cookie Clicker: Warning: dangerously addictive tapping involved.
- Duck Detective Series: Quirky names or ducks with a penchant for intrigue? You decide.
- Hentai Girls Zombie Defense: Those are words put together.
- OpsCam – Body Cam Shooter: Sounds intense. Maybe too intense, but hey, that’s gaming for you.
Got way more stuff listed — like a bizarre mix of games you never knew you needed. Titles like "Hole Digging Beach Simulator" (for real?) and "Pincer Attack," because why not?
See you on the next part if you’re from Europe, but that’s a whole other list. Grab some tea, maybe a biscuit or two. Tuesdays are wild around here, don’t you think?
