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Alright, so here’s the deal. Some tech wizard, or maybe a mad scientist (not literally, calm down), decided it would be fun to make Apple’s iOS run on a Nintendo Switch. And before you get too excited, this isn’t the upgrade of the century. This bright spark, going by PatRyk, calls it “the world’s slowest ‘iPhone’.” Imagine waiting 20 minutes just for it to boot up. By then, I’ve already gotten bored and probably eaten a snack. Also, every app they try just crashes – like, all of them. Yep, a real work of art.
## Baby steps, I guess?
So everyone’s buzzing about the new Switch 2. But nope, not PatRyk. They spent two whole days wrestling Apple’s mobile OS onto the old Switch. Can you imagine? Booting this ‘iPhone’ thing seems to generate enough suspense for a feature film. Waiting and waiting, only for it to potentially crash. It’s like watching paint dry, but with an added dose of emotional turmoil.
Using this thing sounds painful. Like, why would you? According to PatRyk, every other thing you try doing makes the system panic. Apps? Forget it. They crash faster than a teenager on their first driving test. Rocket ship emojis all around, but like… ironic ones.
## Some tech talk – QEMU, anyone?
So, the magic behind this Nintendo ‘iPhone’ is QEMU. ChefKissInc made a version for the iPhone 11. It’s like a digital Swiss army knife but for emulating gadgets. Somehow PatRyk convinced this code and the super-secure iOS to play nice on the Switch. It’s like dressing a cat in a superhero costume – odd, but kind of impressive once it’s done.
PatRyk hasn’t really said if this is going anywhere. But they did promise more nerdy escapades soon. Brace yourselves or, you know, keep reading for a good laugh. Who knows where this saga will lead? Definitely not my new phone, though. I mean, go ahead, but I’m sticking with my trusty old gadget.
Anyway, keep an eye out for more of PatRyk’s tech adventures. Maybe next time they’ll make a toaster run Android. One can hope, right?
